Ben and Garth review the Wikipedia page for List of eponymous laws.
Murphy ’s law – Named after the biggest cluts
Muphry’s law – Murphy spelt wrong
Sturgeon’s law – 90% crud
Clark’s 3rd law – Computers are magic
Betteridge’s law of headlines – Do heading lines ask good questions? No
Cunningham’s law – Tell people it’s about ham and they will tell you what it means
Godwin’s law –Godwin is Hitler
Pareto principal – 80% from 20%
Peter principal – Dilbert principal
Conquest’s law of politics – The less you know the more you know
Augustine’s laws – Great great great grandfather jokes
Atwood’s law – NERD (no monkeys)
Brooks’s law – Too many chefs
Poe’s law – I believe in creationism 🙂
Stevens’s power law – ?
Stigler’s law – Shout to Robert Merton
Acton’s law – Power is awesome you can do what you want
Dykstra’s law – It mean you’re weird
Firestone’s forecasting law – Chicken Little
Gibson’s law – Superman and Bizarro Superman
Gumperson’s law – If you want this law to be good it won’t be
Gygax’s law – Gumperson’s law but nerdier
Hofstadter’s law – This list took longer to write then I thought it would
Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics – Robot laws
Newton’s flaming laser sword (Alder’s razor) – If you can’t prove it then shut up
Occam’s razor – Don’t think too hard
Hanlon’s razor – People aren’t bad just dumb
Hitchens’s razor – Show me your God
Amara’s law – Under estimate in long run but over estimate in short run (Ben thinks it’s the opposite)
Brannigan’s law – Like Brannigan’s love hard and fast
Clarks 1st law – Don’t trust cranky old scientists
Dilbert principal – Peter principal
Doctorow’s law – This is not for your own good
Dollo’s law – No backwards orgasming
Dunning-Kruger effect – If you have never heard of it you know more then everyone
Remington’s law – If you are certain you are not certain
Gresham’s law – Why to or not to buy drugs
Humphry’s law – Just don’t think about it
Hutber’s law – It’ll get worse before it gets better
Littlewood’s law – About that magic time of the month
Graw’s law – The old you get the more you need to pee
Moore’s law – In 24 months you’ll have 2 iPhones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eponymous_laws
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